Sunday, February 27, 2011

Fleebnorks

Fleebnorks are very hungry, power leaching creatures. They bring great strife to ship captains who half to deal with them. To quote Fleebnork.com the leading source in Fleebnork knowledge: 
 "So just exactly what is a "fleebnork?!" Well, they're nasty little critters that like to chew on the power couplings. They also aren't afraid to attack when provoked. They seem to be able to consume and chew through almost anything. Efforts by the Lego Space Force to exterminate the pests have been met with limited success. The most effective solution at this time is simply to burn them off with plasma flamethrowers."
Given the Fleebnorks breed faster and more often than most animals, it has caused Plasma Flamethrowers to become the third most common product circulating through the galaxy, beat only by post-hyperspace jump nausea relief pills and Mr.Puffs puffy stuff snack food.

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